~Cantankerousness

Saw this in a journal and found it interesting, so I checked it out.

RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Stephanie needs some help

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Stephanie looks like she belongs on the cover of a magazine. (Aww, why thank you.)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Stephanie Says Lyrics

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Stephanie wants to know about Gangsta Rappin'. (Damn straight, yo.)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Stephanie does the buttsecks! (Aaaah! WHAT?!)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Stephanie Hates Myspace (Yes. Yes, I do.)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Stephanie asks Sheila what happened to Eric (What DID happen to Eric? Did he, like, die or something?)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Stephanie goes Commando. (Oh... Oh my. )

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Stephanie likes to knit (Oh granny habits of mine...)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Stephanie eats Strawberry Corndogs. (Okay. WHO makes these and WHERE can I get them???)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Stephanie wears men's underwear in public. (Who told you this?! It's LIES, I say! LIES!)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Stephanie was arrested for murder of Muff Graham in 1981. (He had it comin', I tell ya. HE DID!)

Well, that was fun.

Yes. Yes, yes, YES.

So, I suppose I shall explain. My beloved friend, Sarah, had never had a gingerbread cookie before, let alone a gingerbread house, let alone... bake. Appalled by this fact, I decided that as my birthday gift to Sarah, whose birthday was on Friday, I would bake some gingerbread for her and let her experience the gingerbread house joy.

So, Melanie and Sarah came over and we made gingerbread... creations. I mean, we TRIED to make houses. We honestly did, but only I was close enough, whereas Mel resulted with some cult-infested dorm and Sarah with a raving disaster of some sort of hotel-rainbow land. O_o

But damn, that gingerbread was AMAZING. We baked. From a box, but whatever. We BAKED out cookies, man.

And we made gummy bear zombies and mutated monsters like the gummy-bear/worm.

Pictures, even if some are blurry, will be posted just because I liked them for the memories. Who says gingerbread is for Christmastime? Gingerbread is FOREVER!

Don't get me wrong... I'm still going to do the word thing, but I would like to give my boredom a challenge and do a 100 Themes Challenge as provided by and such.

My list is Variation List 4 by ~Xcaii.

1. Life
2. Youth
3. Content
4. Change
5. Dreams
6. Pessimistic
7. Pirate
8. Novel
9. Doom
10. Garden [link]
11. Sadness
12. Confusion
13. Freedom
14. Inevitable
15. Idle [link]
16. Vampires
17. Convention
18. Roleplaying
19. Skull
20. Pain
21. Joy
22. Time
23. Warmth
24. Voodoo
25. Insomnia
26. Solitude
27. Zombies
28. Heaven
29. Evil
30. Weary
31. Candyland
32. Robot [link]
33. Old-school
34. Puppets
35. Flight
36. Movie
37. What if...
38. Batman
39. Dance
40. O RLY???
41. Play
42. Uh-oh...
43. Duel
44. Sound Effect
45. Caption
46. Photo
47. Pants
48. Red
49. Fiesta
50. Percent
51. Soap Opera
52. Underwear
53. Stress
54. Froof
55. Mutation [link]
56. Skeleton
57. Rock
58. Lies
59. Ninja
60. Message
61. Bugs
62. Effort
63. Bandaid
64. WRYYYY
65. Imaginary
66. Fly Me to the Moon
67. Discovery
68. What?
69. Adhesive
70. Underworld
71. KAWAII DESU
72. Mecha
73. Random
74. Video Game
75. Crisis
76. Insanity
77. Ice
78. Working Hard
79. Hardly Working
80. Sandwich
81. Clone
82. Clumsy
83. Keyboard [link]
84. Hope
85. Song
86. Surprise
87. Cursed
88. Awesomeness
89. Internet
90. Fire [link]
91. Orange
92. Love
93. Annoyance
94. Misunderstanding
95. Fantasia
96. Puppy
97. Lost
98. Pie
99. Fate
100. Death

Let's see how I do!

It's going to be a WORD journal. Yeah, like, okay... It sounds lame, but give me a chance here. In each post that I, uh, decide to make, I'm totally going to bring up words that I adore for some reason.

Some words are just so cute, or so awesome, or so sexy, or just plain weird that I love them. Words are pretty much my nonexistant children. Anyways... Yeah. Sorry, but dA will be my word lover.

WORDS:

surreptitious - (adj) marked by quiet and caution, and secrecy; taking pains to avoid being observed

"With a sidelong glance at the door and a quick surreptitious movement he showed a pornographic picture."
-Of Human Bondage by W. Somerset Maugham

pasquinade - (n) a satire or lampoon, especially one that ridicules a specific person traditionally written and posted in a public place

"The article, a pasquinade mocking the proposed education reform, generated a lot of angry mail from readers."
-Merriam-Webster Dictionary

That's it for this post. Cheers.

Oh. And yes, I realize I am a literature geek, but I'm proud of it!

I suppose the first thing I should confess should be that I've actually been trying not to post on the dA journal. I have this addiction about journals: I love making them, writing in them, and getting new ones. Unfortunately, I rarely update them... but I'm trying REALLY hard to stay committed to my Uber-blog, which is Uberly awesome in all its uberness oob.

Sometimes I think I'm cheating on my blogs... I totally dumped the one on Blogger (it just wasn't working out...), I'm trying to stay committed with Uber, I canceled my liveJournal after day (one-night-stand), and now I'm cheating on Uber with this dA one. I'm horrible.

Anyways, so considering I've given in to the tantilizing temptation of posting on this thing... I'll, uh, give some facts that no one ever needs (and definitely does not want) to know.

A1 - I segregate my M&Ms into colors and eat them in this order: Brown first, orange, yellow, red, blue, and green last. This doesn't mean I'm a racist or a communist, which doesn't make sense, but my friends would tease me otherwise. I actually have no idea why I do this.

B2 - I hate taking pictures of myself, which is why I could never become a camera whore. However, if my friends would let me take pictures of THEM, I would totally be a camera pimp.

C3 - I love giraffes and have even pet some. It probably one of the happiest days of my life, which on most people's scales would probably be kind of... sad.

D4 - I hate the number 9. Don't ask. I just do.

E5 - I have an uncanny habit of making lists (hence the one I'm making now). They range in all sorts of topics, from Places to Go to Childhood TV shows (108 listed) to the humorous Lists of Lists.

F6 - Sometimes I hear this spinning sound, but I never know where it comes from. It kind of freaks me out and makes me wonder if I did something to my head to cause this.

G7 - I write in cursive, not so much in print.

H8 - When I was little, my sole dream was to become a fish and live in the Atlantic Ocean. Specifically, I wanted to be a flounder fish because I thought they looked cool. However, as years grew on, I realized this would become virtually impossible for me to do, so I changed the "fish" to "author" and the "ocean" to the "city" because I think writing is cool, especially when a school of people are reading it.

I9 - I love sticking my fingers in between my toes. My father hates it when I do this, but I just love the feeling too much.

J10 - I'm supposed to be doing homework.